Friday, January 11, 2008

I ate 2 things of Ben and Jerrys and I got was a threesome!

Sortof true,

Jane and I were bummed out cuz her bf dumped her for another girl (ho) and I had Jamie Jones (HOT) over to record a new mixed CD for us. I consoled the day with Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream ice cream (best flavor) and Jamie (on a dare) gave Jane some playful hope you feel better kisses. But then the ho bag totally got into it. Jamie is grabbing me. I'm like um, ok...

Next thing I've got the ice cream on her booberinos and next thing it's a hour later and my vibrator needs to be stored.

What is going on in this world?!

Don't do what I do, kids.

Be good. 

So I can be bahhhhhd.

Love ya!


Thursday, January 10, 2008

Just got in....

Went to a CrAYzy party last night, launch of a new album by someone I've never heard (British female rapper) am the champagne was flowing and the times were good. It's 12 lunch and I've just gotten home, so suffice to say it was a good, good time.

Share with me some of your "Walk of shame stories!


Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Come to the State of Georgia

And I'm Georgia~~
How do you do?
Mind your manners, play your cards right and I might share a peach with you today. I'm in a sharing mood.
Have you ever had a Georgia peach? There's a reason they're so sought after.
Ask me about it.