Jane and I were bummed out cuz her bf dumped her for another girl (ho) and I had Jamie Jones (HOT) over to record a new mixed CD for us. I consoled the day with Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream ice cream (best flavor) and Jamie (on a dare) gave Jane some playful hope you feel better kisses. But then the ho bag totally got into it. Jamie is grabbing me. I'm like um, ok...
Next thing I've got the ice cream on her booberinos and next thing it's a hour later and my vibrator needs to be stored.
What is going on in this world?!
Don't do what I do, kids.
So I can be bahhhhhd.